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yusterdai:

Da almighty eevil Beelzebub

I think it’s clear that clothes are evil.

Now wait a minute, sometimes it’s almost like this “Bible” thing don’t make no dern sense sometimes yarr *spits tobacco*

(Source: codylyerly)

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    Hahah, what perspective can do…
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    Now wait a minute, sometimes it’s almost like this “Bible” thing don’t make no dern sense sometimes yarr *spits tobacco*
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    just thought it was interesting. haha.
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    one of the many many things to lead one into atheism. ‘hasn’t had countless millions slaughtered in his name’ ftw.
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